Andy Warhol and Kenny Goldsmith

Andy Warhol

What is this gift that Oprah received? I want one like just like it because it changed her life, maybe it will change my life as well. This simple device will eliminate all the clutter in my house. It is a library in the palm of my hands. Do I dispose my collection of magazines and newspapers and books when I get this Amazon Kindle. Some B should get me one or maybe two of them because my birthday is near. They should just get me one because I’m Andy Warhol. This is so the American way. Everything is about convenience. This is so convenient that going to the library or buying a newspaper or magazine you don’t have to go to the newsstand at the corner. I like to have many things. I know I can afford them now these days that I am a little well off. Back in the day, all of these are just dreams. I need some new pair of shoes, because mine are almost worn out. They don’t seem to have the exact same shoes I want, I want the Nike Air Max shoes but I don’t see it anywhere on this page. Should I go to the trouble of contacting somebody or maybe not it is just a waste of time. My feet still seem happy at the moment. Halloween is at the end of the week and I don’t have a costume yet. I have a few friends coming over at the Factory, some high profile names some are my long time friends and mainly the people who work there. Dress code is a costume and I don’t have one yet...ahhh! No time to freak out. If I can’t order anything here on Amazon.com, at this point I am not finding anything I like, I will just wear my usual gray wig and put on extra make-up to make myself look really-really old like a grandpa. I will draw never ending lines to resemble wrinkles on my face. Will I be a scary grandpa, I hope so. I wonder what the others will be wearing?

Kenny Goldsmith

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